{"id":572,"date":"2010-11-05T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-05T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plannerperfect.com\/2010\/11\/05\/are-you-kidding-me\/"},"modified":"2010-11-05T15:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-11-05T15:00:00","slug":"are-you-kidding-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plannerperfect.com\/?p=572","title":{"rendered":"Are You Kidding Me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>  <\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/plannerperfect.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/Halloween014.jpg\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"240\" src=\"http:\/\/plannerperfect.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/Halloween014-1.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&#8220;Are you kidding me?&#8221;<br \/>This has got to be one of my all-time favorite things to say. Said to  express cuteness or the exasperations in motherhood&#8230;it&#8217;s a word that  says it all.<\/p>\n<p>I am a homeschool mother of seven and I will confess that at times when  all of them are gathered in a room with something to say, it feels like a  circus without a ringleader. But, I love and have grown quite  accustomed to my number and noise level that can generate from such busy  and noisy people. One thing is for certain; I am absolutely crazy about  all that accompanies a child. I think of the time most recently when my  my daughter, Belle, was four-years-old, came to me early in the morning  dressed in a leotard and tutu. Her tiny, skinny body had the shape of a  peanut, and her hair on the back of her head was fuzzy and gnarled from  bed head. While using full expression of her face and hands, she told  me very confidently that she was indeed ready to start ballet and if I  could now go and drop her off at some lessons\u2014she\u2019ll wait in the car.<\/p>\n<p>Are you kidding me?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;Another time when Belle was six months, I was throwing a fall party  with seventy guests and she was crabby. I urgently needed to bake some  pies, so I threw her in my papoose to keep her close and of course so  she could see first hand how to make a delicious, flaky crust. When it  came to rolling out my pie dough and flouring my work surface I noticed  that with each roll of my rolling pin her lips would get closer to the  counter. She decided that while she was there, take the opportunity to  wrap her whole mouth around my island I was working on, almost like she  was trying to suck on it like a pacifier. After completing my pies, I  look down at Belle. What I saw was chubby cheeks, big brown eyes and a  ring of flour around her mouth! She seemed happy to have obliged me that  day and I was happy I got all my pies done. That year, I called them,  &#8220;Isabella\u2019s Apple Pies.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/plannerperfect.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/boywithcape.jpg\" style=\"clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/plannerperfect.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/boywithcape.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>I mean\u2026 is she kidding me?<\/p>\n<p>On cold, winter days my children love dumping out tubs of blocks and\/or  Legos, building masterpieces and then skipping off after completion  leaving the mess they left behind without a single thought. I noticed  that they have an urgent need to explore as much ground they can in a  single day stopping only for stomach pangs, arguments, and meltdowns. <i>Don&#8217;t worry guys, I got the mess!&nbsp;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Are you kidding me?<\/p>\n<p>At our house you can always tell when summer is around the bend. When  the flowers start popping up and the last drops of snow have melted that  has always been my children\u2019s cue to get out the &#8220;summer&#8221; box. I watch  them as they scramble to reach for the musty smelling snorkels, fins and  inflatable tubes because there is nothing like the first day of spring  and forty degrees to go swimming. And what\u2019s the deal with little girls  in pigtails and swimsuits! Please. Someone give me a brown paper sack to  breathe in\u2014I can\u2019t take it. And little boys with round bellies and swim  trunks, is this a joke? It is always fun watching them because there is  something about children and serendipity when outside on those first  warm days after winter.<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/plannerperfect.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/38241_1436937336416_1622478438_1021377_6987480_n-2.jpg\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><br \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/plannerperfect.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/38241_1436937336416_1622478438_1021377_6987480_n.jpg\" style=\"clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"200\" src=\"http:\/\/plannerperfect.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/38241_1436937336416_1622478438_1021377_6987480_n-1.jpg\" width=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>My  oldest, when small, loved playing with figurine horses, drawing, and  learning throughout the day in her underwear. It seems like only  yesterday.With her pigtails and bucked teeth from her binkie obsession,  we lived and learned together and made amazing memories. She&#8217;s now  seventeen, and is showing her independence and still loves and rides  horses&#8230;is she kidding me?<\/p>\n<p>Naked chubby bodies in diapers, drool, new teeth, learning to crawl,  walk and talk, toddler dramas, and costumes with capes worn at the  dinner table. There are flip-flops worn on the wrong feet, mismatched  clothes and one time while eating out at a restaurant, one of my sons, I  think he was four at the time, wore a Spiderman scuba-gear mask  throughout the whole duration of our dinner. His eyes were misshapen and  could barely see (or eat for that matter) because of the tight suction  around his eyes, but that didn\u2019t bother him\u2014for he was Spiderman. Their  actions need no explanation because they are children. If you think  about it, why wear scuba gear during dinner in public? Their answer is  simple\u2026why not?<\/p>\n<p>These days that they are home with us are fleeting and I always remind  myself this when my house gets hectic, loud, and crazy. For one day I  will have the reality of my children being all grown-up. Abby, Maddy and  Belle, will be grown women, and Taylor, Gabe, John Lucas and Brock,  grown men\u2026wait a minute, are you kidding me? <i>I don&#8217;t think they are&#8230;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>This is dedicated to my children: Abby, Taylor, Madeline, Gabe,  Isabella, John Lucas and Brock. I love who you are and am enjoying every  minute watching you unfold into who you will become.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Are you kidding me?&#8221;This has got to be one of my all-time favorite things to say. Said to express cuteness or the exasperations in motherhood&#8230;it&#8217;s a word that says it all. 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